My 200 pound roommate somehow managed to lure in a 300 pound guy. Now there's 500 pounds of sex going on in my room...sounds like f***ing D-Day in here. I vomited once before they asked me to join, and twice after.
I wasnt religious before college, but now I speak to Jesus on a daily basis. literally, my roomies name is Jesus.
Nothin worse than walkin in our ur roommate pettin the salami... to a picture of your mom. Nuf said.
Chang my roommate literally asks my permission before he does anything. He literally wont go to the bathroom before asking me. Maybe its his culture (hes chinese) or maybe its just because im 6 foot 4 the captain of the football team...
The first thing my new roommate said to me was about making a "masturbation schedule" to avoid any awkward situations...talk about an awkward situation.
Shit happens. but not all over ur f****ing toilet bowl. practice ur aim roomie.
My roommate pre games before he works out and snorted protein powder off his friends abs, then punched the counter.
I think I scared my little asian roommate away. Im not sure if he knows that Im an art major or not, but I had to draws facial portraits so I chose him as a model. Probs shudnt of left the sketches on my desk next to my “hand” lotion…
Not certain about USA, but where I come from, people do not re-use tampons. please correct me if I have mistaken so i can look at my roommate again
So my Chinese roommate refers to me as Mrs. Linda. Getting sorta sick of it but everytime I tell her to call me Linda she just re-introduces herself…
Totallly just walked in on my roommate with literally three guys. I didnt even kno that could be done...
Its here, my new roommate!!! came wrapped and everything... literally, this piece of shit wears a condom on his dick 24/7
I'm a junior at Georgia Tech and for some reason I have ALWAYS been assigned a black roommate! Hahaha
yesterday my roommate was f***ing his gf and got up in the middle of it and said "u take it from here, i gotta call my mom and wish her a happy birthday." she had a happy birthday...and i lost my virginity.
You know that you know your suitemates too well when you can tell which one of them used the toilet just based off the smell coming from the bathroom...
